Humor 3

Fortress the Red-Nosed Reindoge

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You know Ringo and Petal

and Ardan and Taka,

Koshka Glaive Vox and

 of course SAW instalocka

But do you have a win

With the most OP Reindoge skin

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Fortress the Red-Nosed Reindoge

Is cuddly like a teddy bear

And if you wanna see him

You don’t even need a flare

All of the other heroes

Want to pet his shiny coat

But if they don’t reflex block him

He will tear our their throat

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Then when Kraken rears her head

Rona turns to say

Fortress with your nose so bright

Make sure Celeste doesn’t kite

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And then how he solo Ace’d them

Cuz surrender won’t suffice

Fortress the Red-Nosed Reindoge

You’re definitely worth the ICE!

Brerman

I'm a Pretty Good player and really into the lore and world created by SEMC. I'm writing stories for Broken Myth for as long as they'll have me. Find me in game (Brerman) and Twitter (Brerman_vg)

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3 Comments

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    JwJ
    Dec 08, 2015 9:17 pm

    🙂 is all I have to say. Peeeerrrrrrrfffeeecccctttt.

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    BombBurperZ
    Dec 08, 2015 8:13 pm

    Someone should make a video on this! GREAT JOB!

  • Reply
    Mxie7
    Dec 08, 2015 6:56 pm

    Lol this is great! I was finding myself singing it out loud. Nice work!

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