Humor 2

To: Catherine / From: Ardan

Catherine and Ardan envelope

I debated writing this for some time now. I even accidentally Vanguarded a desk while pacing and it exploded into oak shrapnel. This is harder than a 1v1 with Krul. The truth is, I can’t get you out of my head.

Don’t get me wrong, Julia was and is the love of my life. I’ve hated you since then, but (and maybe I’m projecting here) I could swear when you stunned me near the miner the other day there was something else behind it. My body froze, but my heart kept beating. The next day I saw Celeste grooving around with you in the Fold like you were old friends and I had to take a step back… into a scout trap you placed. Clever girl.

We have a lot in common. We both love a good Fountain. We both take those turret hits before anyone else. And we both have to keep Taka alive (at least we try). There’s a lot making us mortal enemies, but at the end of the day we’re just a guy and girl tanking our Dragonhearts out.

So, what do you say we spend a few moments in my Gauntlet and see where that leads? If you’re into this, meet me in the jungle. I’ll be the one standing near the shop camp taking creep damage while my carry finishes them off.

Supportively yours,



  • Reply
    Jun 04, 2016 7:58 pm

    “This is harder than a 1v1 with Krul,” and “We both haveto keep Taka alive (ATLEAST WE TRY)” AHAHAHA I JUST LOST IT.

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    Aug 11, 2015 6:49 am

    Ardan loves Catherine???? Noooooooooo. Anyways, nice work brerman!

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