Blitz Bar, the hottest new joint in town, is positively popping tonight as all the Halcyon locals charge in for the “wasted in 5 minutes or less” promotion. The pretty young bartender is swamped with demands for doubles and triples of the strongest potions this side of the Fold. Just when shes about to go on break, a mass of masked muscle ponies up to the bar and slams down a meaty fist.
SAW– GIVE SAW DRINK.
Bartender– You don’t have to shout, darling, I can hear you.
SAW– SAW NO SHOUT.
Bartender– Okay, what’ll ya have?
SAW– BOOZE DRINK.
Bartender– I got that, what kind?
SAW– ALCOHOL KIND. SAW WANT GET DRUNK.
Bartender (rolling her eyes)- No problem.
She concocts something or other and slides it over to him. The big lug splashes some on his mask and nods approval. SAW sits down with his beverage, quietly splashing when someone nudges his shoulder. In an instant, SAW’s trusty blue blade of death is in his hand and ready for stabbing. The face of his attacker calms the instinct to kill. Momentarily.
Lance– Good evening.
SAW– NIGHT NIGHT.
Lance– I’m surprised to see you out. Thought you were an all business kind of guy.
SAW– SAW PUSH.
Lance– Exactly, so what’s the occasion?
SAW– SAW LIKE PATRONIZE LOCAL BUSINESS, KEEP BIG INDUSTRY FROM SATURATE MARKET WITH COOKIE CUTTER CRAP.
Hey, everyone! This past week we received news about a new skin to look forward to in patch 2.1, a teaser of something big, new Data services, news about the ARENA8 League and an announcement of an official dev stream.
Hey, everyone! This week we don’t have much news regarding the upcoming update but we do have a great community submission, interesting stats about the current Vainglory patch and a competition for you all to take part in.
Last edited 12/31/2016 for update 2.0.
Attack speed is one of Vainglory’s most misinterpreted mechanics, even though it has existed ever since the dawn of the game. A lot of players assume that it represents the hero’s attack per second, but that is simply not true. This post aims to introduce players to attack speed, what it affects, and all things related to it.
The past week saw the announcement of a huge sale for the holiday season, a new legendary skin and a new lore for our new hero, Idris.
The past week has seen tons of news from huge announces with regard to the next update, Vainglory 2.0 and nail-biting action in the inaugural Vainglory Worlds Championship. Continue reading
As the Vainglory World Championship draws closer, it’s time to take a look at the North American Junglers heading to Worlds. If you missed Part 1 of this 3-part series, you can click here to read about the purpose / goals of these articles as well as the initial NA Laners portion.
The leaves are turning and the sun is setting, but Update 1.24 brings about the most color we’ve ever seen. The past few updates have entirely shifted the meta with more than a few balance changes and the addition of several new heroes. Crystal mages have risen up on the scale while melee Heroes are finally starting to see the light of day. Let’s jump in … “to the dark we go.” Poof!
Read on for the full breakdown!
The past week has seen a couple new events, messages from the developers at SEMC and a look at a new skin that will be released in 1.25. We also got a couple teases of the new update here and there. Continue reading
Thanksgiving is approaching, and even the Vainglory Heroes want to ham it up a bit. Broken Myth is introducing a “Hero Impressions” contest. The best part—anyone with a smart device and voice can enter!
How to enter:
Tweet @TeamBrokenMyth a video of yourself reciting voice lines of a Vainglory Hero. Winners will be chosen based on accuracy and creativity. Let your imagination run wild!
- Share your Hero Impression between November 19th–December 2nd.
- Include the hashtag #HeroImpressions in the Tweet.
- Multiple entries and voice lines are encouraged.
- 1st Place: 1000 ICE
- 2nd Place: 750 ICE
- 3rd Place: 500 ICE