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SAW Through The Mask

Blitz Bar, the hottest new joint in town, is positively popping tonight as all the Halcyon locals charge in for the “wasted in 5 minutes or less” promotion. The pretty young bartender is swamped with demands for doubles and triples of the strongest potions this side of the Fold. Just when shes about to go on break, a mass of masked muscle ponies up to the bar and slams down a meaty fist. 

SAW– GIVE SAW DRINK.

Bartender– You don’t have to shout, darling, I can hear you.

SAW– SAW NO SHOUT.

Bartender– Okay, what’ll ya have?

SAW– BOOZE DRINK.

Bartender– I got that, what kind?

SAW– ALCOHOL KIND. SAW WANT GET DRUNK.

Bartender (rolling her eyes)- No problem.

She concocts something or other and slides it over to him. The big lug splashes some on his mask and nods approval. SAW sits down with his beverage, quietly splashing when someone nudges his shoulder. In an instant, SAW’s trusty blue blade of death is in his hand and ready for stabbing. The face of his attacker calms the instinct to kill. Momentarily. 

Lance– Good evening.

SAW– NIGHT NIGHT.

Lance– I’m surprised to see you out. Thought you were an all business kind of guy.

SAW– SAW PUSH.

Lance– Exactly, so what’s the occasion?

SAW– SAW LIKE PATRONIZE LOCAL BUSINESS, KEEP BIG INDUSTRY FROM SATURATE MARKET WITH COOKIE CUTTER CRAP.

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Update 1.24 Hero Tier List is Here!

The leaves are turning and the sun is setting, but Update 1.24 brings about the most color we’ve ever seen. The past few updates have entirely shifted the meta with more than a few balance changes and the addition of several new heroes. Crystal mages have risen up on the scale while melee Heroes are finally starting to see the light of day. Let’s jump in … “to the dark we go.” Poof!

Read on for the full breakdown!